TURTLE! TURTLE! You don't walk slower in these, but you do look super stylish!
Medium (Men's 4–8 Shoe / Women's 5–9 Shoe)
Large (Men's 8–12 / Women's 9–14 Shoe)
Machine wash, cold (30 °C / 86 °F). Do not bleach or iron the socks. To reduce damage, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer.